Night of 1,000 Canapés

I’ve served canapés in a little French maid’s outfit or a penguin-style tux, a hundred times — thanks to my years working in the Local 2 Banquet Department. I was a “fetching” young thing.

I’ve never made canapés. How hard could they be? What Herculean efforts required?

Canapés are the quintessential “cocktail party” food. They are NOT for supper, the…