Life's Too Short for Pants

Don’t even try to argue; you can’t

The modern woman endures a lifetime love affair with pants. The tears will come, as well as the joys.

It started off with such a bang. In the feminist golden period, between John Lennon announcing the Beatles were more popular than Christ, and the first copy of Ms. magazine appearing on our doorsteps, something miraculous occurred.

Across the fruited pla…