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Susie Bright's avatar

Sister Michael told me that her Donnie doll is the most popular. No one seems to want a J.D. Vance! Lack of interest.

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Susie Bright's avatar

Sister Michael makes them by personal introduction only. They’re $20 each. So if you find yourself clamoring, just email me. And as I said, she is gleefully donating all her proceeds to the ACLU for their ICE cases. It took her about a week to make me my group! She is such a little genius.

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Jon Bailiff's avatar

Sister Michael, in keeping with the tradition, captures the soul of her targets with specific iconography derived from their true natures. That’s the magic! RFK Jr’s worm is real, and the gun that the Kristi Noem doll holds has actually killed a puppy!

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Reading Off Into The Sunset's avatar

This is hilarious, and I’m all for making them work! Does she have a Peter Thiel, Curtis Yarvin and Elon Musk? Alternatively, if she has a love potion doll for Anderson Cooper, Andy Cohen or Colin Farrell, I’m very interested!

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Susie Bright's avatar

She does make them custom. I mean, it started with Trump, and then friends asked for others. Her Elon Musk is INCREDIBLE, it’s on my post. He’s holding a tiny little chainsaw.

Jeez, I want a Colin Farrell love doll now too.

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Reading Off Into The Sunset's avatar

He’s single at the moment!

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