A Girl’s First White House Voodoo Doll
I have the entire Cabinet in felt and pins
I have a very talented friend—let’s call her Sister Michael— who is a well-bred Irish Catholic girl like myself.
Sister has put her nimble fingers to the task, and created an entire line of MAGA Voodoo dolls, complete with sewing pins and little note pockets on each dolly, to set one’s intentions.
—The intentions are everything.
Sister Michael makes her fetishes for dear friends, the kind of people who appreciate a good set of “Live Laugh Cunt” pillows.
She’s donating all her earnings to the ACLU.
The rest of the magic is up to us, her collectors!
The devil is in the details: the little liquor bottles, the embroidery, the chain saw for baby Elon, and the rifle for Kristi.
No aberration is too small.
I wore my Trump talisman for the first couple days, to give him all my attention.
But now the others have arrived and now I’m torn . . .
Who should go in my pocket next?
If there’s a way to craft a revolution, Sister Michael will be at the fore. She’s not advertising, by the way. Discretion is the better part of resistance.
If you’re moved to email or snail mail me a letter of introduction, I’ll tuck it into Sister’s next communion envelope.
I love Sister Michael for brightening our days and strengthening our resolve. Pass me the pin cushion!
Sister Michael makes them by personal introduction only. They’re $20 each. So if you find yourself clamoring, just email me. And as I said, she is gleefully donating all her proceeds to the ACLU for their ICE cases. It took her about a week to make me my group! She is such a little genius.
Sister Michael told me that her Donnie doll is the most popular. No one seems to want a J.D. Vance! Lack of interest.