The Blue Film Critic & the Bespectacled Porn Librarian
The Clitoral Reorganization Years
Chapter 4: “On Becoming the Erotic Film Critic for Penthouse & Starting the Good Vibrations Porn Library”
“My Date with Holly Near” - I edited a Shouts and Murmurs style parody, my snotty little sin, which led to:
Esquire asking me to write a feature about what straight men have in common with dykes, (tears) which led to:
Penthouse asking me to be their monthly film critic, which led to:
Me quitting my day job — never worked for wages again
So like, thank you, Holly Near!
I reject the Peter Meter and Clitoral Reorganization
Getting Good Vibes to sell erotic movies meant burning all the box cover art