Stop the Blurb Masochism! New Approach!

I Am Pleased To Tell You: There is a Different Way

Dear Susie,

I am so in love with your new Masterclass series. It couldn’t be timed more perfectly for me.

I wrote a book called ______ back in 2012. It was published by “Prominent Indie Press.”

The Founder loved it but her conservative colleague was “uncomfortable” with one of my chapters. They buried the book.

Post-pandemic, I pitched a new edition of this book to a “Big 5 Publisher” and they bought it. Not only did they buy it, but they helped me reimagine it into something more than a revised edition! It will be published this August.

I know I am asking an extremely busy person, but here goes: Is it possible for you to give me an endorsement? I’ve attached a galley so you can see it in its new version.

I am way behind in getting endorsements, so if you can send me an endorsement it would make my editor very happy if you could manage it by 15 Feb. I’d offer you an antique chastity belt as a reward but I just gave away my last one. 😂

Thank you for considering this and THANK YOU for the m…