Stephen, We Hardly Knew Ye — Let’s Answer His Top 15

Colbert has turned out the CBS lights — but we have a few more zingers in the can.

To honor the end of The Late Show, the First Amendment as we knew it on television, and Stephen Colbert’s expulsion from CBS upon the command of our Tyrant-in-Chief . . .

I thought we could play the getting-to-know-you game that Stephen enjoyed with his guests.

Ready?

I’ll do mine, and then I’ll set up the questions for you.

I’ll report all results in a few days! The poll will be open for only a few days, so hop to it!

LATE SPOILER: Here are the survey answers.