How to Throw a Poison Party

Halloween and Pre-Election Jitters Deserve a Stunning Repast

Let’s throw a poison party, shall we?

I asked my friends to a Halloween potluck where the only rule was, “Make something horrific. Kill me.”

I must say, the chefs were more depraved than my wildest hopes.

SICK SICK SICK!

The only way to pull this off is to have really wicked friends

The Menu:

• “Killer Taquitos” - Capsicum Kills, you know. Andy grew all the peppers!

• “The Vomitous Pumpkin” Zucchini onion fritters and savory “secret” sauce

• 1000-year-old Eggs

• Fentanyl-laced candy, of course

• “Ghost Pizza”

• “Bleeding Eggy Eyeballs”

• “Cauliflower Brains” - Think before you eat

• Cthulhu-Stuffed Pumpkin

• Frijole y Frito Graveyard

• Valley of the Dolls Cake

What a night!