Pirates of the Caribbean Skirt

Ahoy there, Wenches! Only Stitchy Bitches May Apply

I feel pretty; I feel witty; I feel pretty and witty and gay! 

I feel like Rita Moreno on the best day she ever had, because I just finished my new skirt.  Doesn't it rock?

It actually and swirls and plays hide and seek. My daughter dubbed it "The Pirates of the Caribbean"skirt.

It's gorgeous, the way it moves. It's so seductive and feels like you're in …