My Secret Wipe Out

Surf Porn for Surf Widows

I don't know why I've hidden this for so long... but with the days getting shorter, I feel confessional.

I'm a surf-porn aficionado. Yes, I'm talking about those videos with the soul-crashing waves and beautiful riders.

I don't surf. I'm a surf widow. So when I tell you these movies are good, it's coming from an erotic, aesthetic view. Okay, fangirl.

Remember how people used to put on an Elvis ballad to create a little atmosphere? Well, throw the King in the can.

The sexiest backdrop to any make-out-room has got to be Joel Tudor: Longer, by JBrother.