Living Large with a Leg Cast
Life Hacks for the One-Footed and Chair-Abetted!
I’ve had a lesson in humility the last six weeks: I broke my foot.
I’ve made a list today, of life hacks to survive such an incapacitating episode. —to banish the dreary, the tasteless, the ennui! I’ll tell you the stuff the docs wouldn’t tell me.
“But I won’t break my leg!” you may say. “I’m as graceful as a gazelle, I’m young, I’m as nimble as Matt Gaetz . . .”
Stuff it. It’s not if, it’s when.
