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Carmen Noguer's avatar

My favorite line….”Donald is a man who has never been kissed without a payment, in his entire life.” 😂😂😂😂

Kathy  Andrew's avatar

Perfect Susie and so much better to listen to you on this one than read. I was wondering how on earth cinemas are choosing to show it, and now I know!!!

Susie Bright's avatar

Everyone needs to go rinse their eyes, get some clean air, and go watch “Lassie” or something. This kind of crap, when you consider what is going on in the arts and film today, is so dispiriting!

John Miller's avatar

As for seeing the Melania documentary… I’d rather put a cigarette out in my ass.

-George Hahn

Ross's avatar

🤣

Ross's avatar

There’s only a lonely AI Roomba left to handle media inquiries”

Lisa Udelson's avatar

Haha - love this. The trailer for this shitshow played before another film I was seeing recently, and I burst out with a very, very loud "BOOOO!!!!!" Others followed. There were a few Yays. Who the fuck are these people?!

Susie Bright's avatar

“They’re nihilists, Donnie.”

Susie Bright's avatar

from his novel, Blue Movie, 1970. Terry’s son Niles asked me to narrate “Blue Movie” for Audible and I had the most delicious afternoon exclaiming those very those words!

Susie Bright's avatar

"Listen, who do I have to fuck to get off this picture?!"

Terry Southern’s immortal lines — never truer

https://susiebright.ink/p/lets-make-this-epic-shunning-matter

Wayne Robins's avatar

Now this is film criticism! I just wish she'd do the right thing and quit her day job.

Pia Hinckle's avatar

mwahahahahahahah. This made me laugh and is a bright spot in this decimating news cycle.

Nancy Snyder's avatar

I love this: thanks for writing

Wendy Chapkis's avatar

My favorite was "if this movie played on airplanes, people would still walk out."

Susie Bright's avatar

It’s such a good quip— no one has taken credit for it yet, but it’s priceless

Reading Off Into The Sunset's avatar

I saw a tagline that said Variety in their familiar script, but of course that could be fake. I mean, really, isn’t almost everything fake now?