I Am Ms. Wet T-Shirt . . . Taking the Trophy

Old Age, Cunning— & Work the Judges

Next time you pass me on the street, please accord me the respect I so richly deserve: I am the winner of the Ms. 2007 Wet T-Shirt Contest.

"Ha!" you say, "You were 47 then!"— but age does not void my timeless integrity. My tits rule the waves.