I Am Curious (Butterball)

There’s a secret about fat erotica that all the skinnies envy

I once met a new branch of my lover’s family, which included six teenage daughters. All of them were very pretty, and they let me know that each one of them had a boyfriend, “except for Sally,” the youngest.

“Well, she’s only twelve, why would she have a boyfriend?” I asked.

Her elders rolled their eyes. The problem isn’t that Sally is too young for roman…