If I get possession over Judgement Day, my plans for the Golden Deceiver involve a 55 gallon drum full of lukewarm mashed potatoes suspended from the set’s ceiling and a 90 years young Dee Dee Sharp to help me restage a childhood trauma for the big man that I read about in Mary Trump’s column. What time is it, Ms Dee Dee? Why, it’s mashed potato time! SPLAT! (Apparently young Donny was bullying a sibling and his gran stood all she could and couldn’t stand anymore, and so she upended a bowl of pureed spuds on his empty noggin. It is never OK to give a kid the old “crown of Idaho” routine but the little stinker earned it.)
You know, if it hadn't been for the steep price of eggs and Kamala's unsettling laugh--a laugh that seemed aimed directly at my mighty sword--we probably could have avoided all of this.
I just CAN’T, Richard, I can’t! The alternative history if Harris had demanded a vote expose, if more people had shown up, all of it. I would have had such a GREAT TIME being critical of her “centrist” positions, right? Oh, the horror.
Terrific list.
Phil Ochs had a couple that would probably still be a propos.
yes! I almost put “I Ain’t Marching Anymore” and “Love Me I’m a Liberal” which is one of my snarling favorites! Not to mention Draft Dodger Rag.
““Vunce ze rockets go up, who cares ver zeh cum down! Zat’s not my department!” says Werhner Vo Braun!”
If I get possession over Judgement Day, my plans for the Golden Deceiver involve a 55 gallon drum full of lukewarm mashed potatoes suspended from the set’s ceiling and a 90 years young Dee Dee Sharp to help me restage a childhood trauma for the big man that I read about in Mary Trump’s column. What time is it, Ms Dee Dee? Why, it’s mashed potato time! SPLAT! (Apparently young Donny was bullying a sibling and his gran stood all she could and couldn’t stand anymore, and so she upended a bowl of pureed spuds on his empty noggin. It is never OK to give a kid the old “crown of Idaho” routine but the little stinker earned it.)
Somewhere, Donnie’s hell exists and it is his mother saying over and over, YOU ARE NOTHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8jZM5Lpnxg
You know, if it hadn't been for the steep price of eggs and Kamala's unsettling laugh--a laugh that seemed aimed directly at my mighty sword--we probably could have avoided all of this.
I just CAN’T, Richard, I can’t! The alternative history if Harris had demanded a vote expose, if more people had shown up, all of it. I would have had such a GREAT TIME being critical of her “centrist” positions, right? Oh, the horror.
I'm listening to Midnight Oil's 10, 9, 8... album. Remembering what the eighties felt like, nuke-wise.
Yeah, as I was combing through old albums it was remarlable how many of the protest songs were about Bush. How could I forget?
Next we'll end up with those 99 luftballoons, FFS
Now a two week "cease fire" - this guy needs to be removed. Totally unfit. As we already know.
TACO'd again! Thank God, I was afraid the crazy old fuckaduck was going to nuke Teheran
I will never understand to my dying day why he isn’t dragged out on his EAR